Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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