Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
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