This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I'm too high and old for this...
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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