I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
The power of my boobs compel you
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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