They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Randomize
