Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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