how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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