you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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