tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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