Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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