WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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