I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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