The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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