I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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