Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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