if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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