so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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