I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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