all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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