You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
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Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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