you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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