apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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