$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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