I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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