Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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