I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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