Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
thus making me awesome and them whores
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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