so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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