he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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