VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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