my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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