shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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