butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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