omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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