This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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