I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I pour the whiskey from now on
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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