I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Randomize
