how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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