he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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