I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
i just google imaged poop.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
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