party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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