spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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