i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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