just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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