Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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