First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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