I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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