I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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