Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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