Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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